Ngupingin Ibu sebelah

Inspirasi dari beberapa e-mail iseng yg dikirim suami mengenai hal absurd dijakarta

Lokasi: Pondok Indah Mall 2, Pho 2000

Waitress: "Pesanannya apa bu?"
Ibu2 cakep: "Ice tea-nya 1 ya mbak"
Waitress: "baik"
Ibu2 cakep: "eh tunggu dulu deh, THAI ice tea ada mbak"
Waitress: "hmmm..kami adanya VIETNAMESE coffee bu"
Saya: (^_^") (memastikan saya beneran masuk ke PHO 2000, bukan JITTLADA)

Lokasi: Sebuah optik di mangga dua

Ibu: "ci, liat kacamata yg itu"
cici: "yg mana bu?"
Ibu: "yg deretan paling atas, yang POLAIS"
Saya: (^_^")
cici: "ooooh... yang POLICE maksudnya"
Ibu: "nah iya yg itu"
Saya: "mamaaah, pulang yuk, aku mau ke tempat POLAIS mobil"

Jakarta oh jakarta....

Multiple reaction post twilight movie

Ok, so I had seen twilight twice,first with my hubby n the second one was with my mom. Yes, people gone mad and delusional when they see Rob Pattinson, for me..well his not really my type, but i adore his jawline and high cheekbones.

I gone mad for the books though, it's like stephanie meyer drawn us into the gloomy and chilly forks, how sweet and dreamy this edward guy described on the book, yet it's phenomenal for me as the dream seeker, seeking the perfect love life and thrilling forbidden love affair with a vampire (yea yea...i'm gonna hurl if i actually do a further writing about this stuff).

Anyways, when i saw the movie with my mom, it was faaaaaar then perfect as i would imagine, she had the silliest comments ever, which i should write it in Bahasa



1. "Kak,pasti ni cowok punya marga deh?inget ga kayak sepupu mama,rahangnya kotak begitu,pasti dia ada bataknya!"

2. "Pupurnya kebanyakan ya??aduh kayak ga sehat,emang dia vampirnya?"

3. (Adegan ketika edward kena matahari), "yaaah,angus deh itu anak,angus deeeh"

4. "Kok giginya agak maju yah?"

5. "Lipstik yg dia pake apa ya?kok bisa matte-nya natural gitu?"

6. "Mama ga abis pikir,ciuman aja ga bisa,kayak bencong aja,kasian itu anak orang dibiarin pake celana dalem doang"

7. "Bayangin kak,kalo anak ini masuk kamar kamu,pasti dia ilfil,kamu kan kalo tidur suka pake piyama sapi-mu itu lho"



Sekian & terima kasih,kebayang kan betapa menderitanya gw hampir 2 jam dengerin nyokap gw dgn 1000 komen n pertanyaan,next time, I'll stick to horror movie if I want to take her out to the movies (^_^")



There you go, it was fun hanging out with my mum all day, but took her to see twilight, definitely