An ode to a father

Dad thank you for having me in this world,for having me to experience things and learn from it.
But from all of it,I learn the most from you.
I learn not to be deceitful but yet you are.
I learn to be honest, but yet you are a liar.
I learn to keep my dignity,but yet you have none.
I learn to love others,but yet you are full of hatred.
I learn to keep my promises, but yet you break all of it.
I learn to be decent,but yet you can't be.
I learn to know that no matter what family is the one who always be there for you,but yet you neglect it.
And one final thing that I won't learn...I won't learn to be you.

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Another 2 cents of mine

I like to rhyme and I just came up with this one,mind the language please.

‎​There's this slut who looks like a mutt,but then again I asked myself, do I have to make her mouth shut? well I guess so, cuz it's weird to see a talking butt.
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Pikiran orang sakit??ah enggak juga

Samlekooom sodara2, ngebaca blog radit gw punya alasan yang sama, dengan update omongan2 gw, gw rasanya udah ngeblog, bedanya dengan blog yg nge-reply gw banyak, maklum kl gw blogging, biasa2 aja cuy, ga deket gitu sama yg baca blog gw *heeee...dikata lo sapa nyiet?? Jadi kl gw jarang posting salahin aja twitter :p

Dihubung2in sama twitter, gw abis liat twitter temen, dan jadilah diposting gambar ini, dengan text WTF picture of the day, dibalik alasan orang2 itu nge-search, gw yakin for the sake of curiosity kok (ato mungkin ada yg khawatir,takut kucing apa kambingnya bisa bunting). Dannnnn...bisa ditebak, salah banget temen gw posting ginian,salaaaaah banget! Karena setelah dapet ni gambar... Gw ngesearch juga,huahahahahhahahahahhahaaa! (Udah ngaku aja, pada penasaran juga kan???), balik lagi karena rasa ingin tahu gw tuh sangat tinggi (kita ga ngomongin gw kepo yaaaa, itu mah masalah laen lagi,uhuk yak lanjut!), so what did I get after this search? (yg akhirnya di dera dgn sms dr temen gw yg blg gw "sakit"), that actually human could not impregnate cats, dogs, goats, cows and other mammals or vice versa, because they don't have the same genes and basic DNA's as human does, but... Human, could impregnate primates,such as orangutans,bonobo (search on google,they look hillarious), chimps, etc and vice versa because we have the same genes and basic DNA'S. (Jadi buat yg suka merkosa kambing,kedudukan kalian pada saat ini aman).

Penasaran kedua, jangan pada mikir gw gila ya??, kita selama ini selalu makan ayam dan nonton orcha whale di gelanggang samudera, pada tau ga bentuk t***tnya kayak gimana?? Tentu saja gw nge-search lagi di google, dan yang gw liat malah gambar amputated genitals dong, keputusan yang gw sesali seumur hidup!! Tapi enggak, for the sake of curiosity gw akan terus nyari bentuknya seperti apa walaupun harus gw kangkangin tu ayam! Atau mungkin gw mau nanya sama pelatih di seaworld, "mas saya mau tanya t***t paus tuh kayak apa ya?" , oh yeah the earch is on!
Okay 'till my next post, smell ya later :)
*pic courtesy of Google.com

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These heels are made for lovin'

My shoes has arrived!!kesampean juga beli ini dengan harga murah (compared to 707's which up to IDR 1,3 mill),a bit big though,but I put some gel cushions on it and it fit me perfectly,now let me put this on and play with it! oh my gawd!!love the shoes!!!
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lucu-lucuan dikit

Berhubung udah lama bgt gw ga posting,nah baca yang satu ini dulu baru kalo masa hiatus gw kelar, gw bakal nulis lagi *im crossing my heart while typing this,ok guys see u on my next post :)

KALO BANCI JADI PRAMUGARI " Ehemm Para pere n lekong.. yuhuu!.atensiong pliss dweh.. bekudis tempel semen, alias ledis n jentelmen..sesuai peraturan penerbangan, jd eke mawar kasma tawaran yey cara pakarena sabuk pengaman yey, kondim kale ah pengaman.. coba sindang liat eke cara pasang itu sabuki yg ngelilit dipinggang yey, cara nguncoro biar yey enggong klepas nnt klo kapalnya tubrukan.. Baju ngapung ada di bawah kursi yang ye dudukin, jangan dipake kecuali nanti mas kapiten ngajak berenang bareng. Eit jangan lupa, itu barang jangan ye pindah2n ya, apalagi dibawa pulang buat pajangan salon yg ketauan sama eike, bakalan ditabok kanan kiri atas bawah depan belakang deh ih.. Cara makenya, itu baju dikalungin di leher ye ati2 kekencengan ntar gak bisa napas... Biiar bisa ngapung, ye tarik itu pencetan warna merah delima, atau ye tiup itu pipanya. Kalo nanti ke luar lewat jendela darurat, itu baju apung dikembangin pas di luar aja deh, nanti mampet di jendela karena gak muat.Aihh.. ampe kritiing tangan eike narikin pencetannya keras amirr...Gimandra siiih niiih....Eh, asal ye semua pada tau ya, pesawat indang ada 2 pintu darurat didepan, ada 2 dibelakang, dan 2 lagi jendela darurat di tengah2...jd ke luarnya jengong brebutan.. masker oksigen bakalan nongol dari atas kepala yey, tarik aje dah terus napasin kayak biasa.Kalo ada ani ani, ye-ye yang ude tuwir mesti nolongin ani2 nya dl dah tyu ye. Dan akhir kate ekyeee ucapin Endang Sukamti mirip ikan paus, terima kasih God bless yuu marii.. Nasib banci bgini dweh rempong eemmm ( sory ganggu lucu abisnya =)) )
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